This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
Mother Mother | Let’s Fall In Love
The stupid does it, the foolish do it
Only the unlucky of us get to do it
If you ever see me freeze in public, I’m probably trying to figure out what song is playing
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
An oldie, but goodie. http://ift.tt/1qJJKjb
Hank did not use my favorite, though: What’s the difference between a novelist and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements
yes hello I am the last barium bender
I’m crying brb